It seems, much to the chagrin of the Republican “Give ‘em the Cold Shoulder” Party, that President Obama will shake hands with just about anyone. He has shaken hands with some of the Right’s most feared enemies, from the Dixie Chicks to Hugo Chavez. What is wrong with this guy? If he continues to shake all of our enemies hands what will happen to our world? And who’s next? Is he going to shake hands with Kim Jong Il? Or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Or maybe even the Devil himself. Peace could break out all over the world if this malicious handshaking fool continues to “open dialogue” and be “cordial” to our enemies.
If tiny third world nations that have their own politics and people continue to shake hands with Obama we will hardly have anywhere left to point our back and cold shoulders, it’ll be like some horrible united front of humanity, the horror. He is a threat to war all over the world and his glad-handing must be stopped.
At least he popped those Somali pirates like a cold-hearted killer. One would hope the bloodthirsty right would, at the least, get a warm-fuzzy feeling after watching digital reconstructions of exploding pirate heads. But then he goes and blows it by having the audacity of hope to call us, the mighty and blessed United States, equal partners in the drug situation with Mexico. I mean, couldn’t we drop sharpshooters there too? I guess it’s harder to shoot Mexican drug cartel heads since they are usually already severed and rolling around in Tijuana bars. Then he goes and opens up travel restrictions to Cuba. Geez, is this guy a Pinko communist Latino?
Well, so far the world has not ended, so I guess the handshake wasn’t that bad, and hey, we can still bomb the huffed-up 16-year-olds in Iraq if we get a little fidgety.
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